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Character Sheet: Reaver
Full Name: Reaver
Age: Immortal, frozen at 27
Personality: Reaver is very, very calm and collected. He is the world's greatest tactician of one-on-many attacks, but does not flaunt it. Reaver prefers solitude so that he can plan, which takes up most of his day even way he doesn't have a job to do. His actions are swift, powerful, and nigh undefeated on the battlefield.
Appearance: 5'5", 130 pounds. Original hair color is black, but it is dyed a very bright and bubbly turquoise, courtesy of a vat of clothes dye that was dumped on him during one of his jobs. His skin is a pale olive and his eyes are grey-blue. He wears a black leather jacket, black skinny jeans, and always carries a large kitchen knife tucked away inside his jacket.
Weapon of Choice: Doesn't have one. Reaver has been trained in the use of all weaponry in an attempt to tilt the battle in his favor even more, allowing him to relieve enemies of their weapons and use them himself.
Other: The one sure fire way to piss off Rea
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Character Sheet: Zain
Full Name: Zain Quentin
Age: unknown, appears to be around 30.
Personality: Zain is the perfect little minion... or so it would seem. In the presence of his master Queen Charlotte, he is loyal to her and only her, he is quick to question the loyalty of those who don't immediately agree with his Queen, and he likes to keep a tidy court, removing any who would be a nusance. However, catch him away from the Queen's gaze and you would meet an entirely different man. Zain is a thieving underhanded prick, and nothing will stand in his way. He is a skilled strategist and likes to dream of the day he will inherit the throne.
Appearance: 5'9", 150 pounds. Yellow eyes and black and white striped hair. Fur is black and white vertical stripe pattern and very soft. He wears only a pair of blue jeans with a hole in the back for his tail. His claws are file to dangerously sharp tips and are retractable.
Weapon of Choice: His words, since Zain has little to no actual fighting skill.
Other: Zain is a r
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Character Sheet: Charlotte
Full Name: Charlotte Webbington
Age: 10,687
Personality: Righteous and overbearing. Charlotte believes herself infallible and invincible and is intent on letting everyone in the Centrifuge know this. She borders on being pompous and is very hard to get along with.
Appearance: 7'8", no weight. White hair and pure white eyes. Skin is milky white, as well as her clothes, which consist of a thin marriage veil and a flowing white gown. The only part of her that has any color are her nails, which are painted black.
Weapon of Choice: Several lengths of semi-invisible wire that she ensnares foes with, aptly named the Spider's Web.
Other: Charlotte has soft spot for cats and cat-creatures. She rose to power after her mother, Rosaria Webbington, was struck down from Purgatory for masterminding the creation of the fifth Bridge.
Backstory: Charlotte was brought up in Castle Mount Golgotha, the capitol of the angelic rule in Purgatory. She was taught from a young age that she deserved only the best
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Character Sheet: Daxter
Full Name: Daxter Kaczorowsky
Age: 59
Personality: Snooty and businesslike. Even when confronted with a battle, Daxter is always methodic and level-headed, if a bit standoffish.
Appearance: 5'8", 156 pounds. Tidy by nature, his hair is always combed to perfection, and his sweater vest, khaki combo pressed and picked clean of lint. Being a Colorless, Daxter has no distinguishing features in the spectrum and prefers it that way, calling Colorless who wear colors "obtrusive and ignorant of their heritage."
Weapon of Choice: His endless supply of spell books and photographic memory of traps, ambushes and other underhanded fighting methods.
Other: Daxter's guilty pleasure is the food he eats, preferring to dine on unhealthy foods from local breweries rather than the fine dishes prepared by the chefs in the palace.
Backstory: Daxter's story is a simple one. He was a bookworm from a young age and stayed that way. His family was not proud of their son, but neither were they disappointed in him
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Character Sheet: Olliver
Full Name: Olliver McRaith
Age: 412
Personality: The shining day to Lorraine's night, Olliver is happy to the point where it begins to get creepy. He joyously slays enemies of the royal court and giggles as he rolls in their blood. Many people think that he's a madman, to which Olliver says "not really, I just enjoy my job!Haha!"
Appearance: 5'10", 162 pounds. What hair is left is thin and gray, as are his eyes and skin. There are multiple holes in his clothing through which bone and decaying flesh show. His shirt, if it ever had a color, is gray now as well. Despite swearing that he was not born a Colorless, it seems as though the color simply faded from his very being. He wears a simple t-shirt and jeans combo.
Weapon of Choice: The headstone from his grave, which is in the shape of a large cross. It is covered in moss and worn down from wind and rain.
Other: Olliver has a workshop in his grave, which he has expanded under nearly the entire cemetery. Strangled screams and explosions
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Character Sheet: Lorraine
Full Name: Lorraine Deloria Seraphim
Age: 23
Personality: Cold and cynical, everything she can put a negative spin on has one. Lorraine has been a pessimist from birth, and that isn't likely to change any time soon. She has a soft spot for birds but usually ends up eating the ones who dare to come near her.
Appearance: 14'11" long, 250 pounds. Blue snakes on her head act like hair, green eyes. She doesn't wear any clothes but does have a pair of shoulder plates for armor. Her scales are an ocean blue-green and she has only two teeth, which are long and venomous. Her forked tongue can stretch to nearly the length of her body, and thanks to spells placed on her by Visage, is a razor sharp weapon.
Weapon of Choice: Her fangs and tongue do most of the work, but if she is in one of her "moods" she tends to wrap around her victim and squeeze them to death.
Other: If you couldn't guess by now, Lorraine is a giant Medusa. Another spell Visage gave to her is the ability to sprout wings, but at
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Character Sheet: Marcus Defue
Full Name: Marcus Defue
Age: 1,203 years old
Personality: Extremely loyal. Thinks of nothing except serving his king and master, Visage. He will strike down any threat to the king's throne without hestitation, and gladly gave up his free will when it was asked of him.
Appearance: 6'4", 210 pounds. Marcus is a soul animating a suit of steel armor. He has no physical form save his eyes, which glow deep, icy blue through the visor in his helmet. His armor is in pristine condition and shines brightly, though on closer examination there are numerous small cuts and abrasions crisscrossing his chest plate.
Weapon of Choice: Isidel, a sword covered in Ice runes. Anything it touches has the heat sapped out of it and is covered in an icy frost.
Other: Marcus keeps a collection of teeth from various beasts of the Other Place on a necklace inside his helmet.
Backstory: Marcus was originally a Colorless like the rest of the humanoid denizens of the Other place. When he grew old enough, he began to
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Character Sheet: Grinn
Full Name: Deredillius Arctur Mephistopheles Grinn
Age: Ageless
Personality: Mad. There really isn't much more to say on the matter. He is not murderous unless provoked, but doesn't think much of killing anything. Because he was also the recipient of a Mask of Tygas, he has become more violent when angered and slightly more unstable.
Appearance: 6'5", 180 pounds. White hair, wears the Wraith mask. Wears a black three piece suit with a tan tie, white gloves and black top hat. His hair looks carefully straightened, but has never actually been put to a brush.
Weapon of Choice: Prior to Grinn finding the Wraith Mask, he would fight using his hands and feet. Now, he wields the Ancient Word, a scroll said to drive people mad simply by touching it, as well as a multitude of arcane weapons that he can summon to be launched at the enemy.
Other: Grinn is thought to have had something to do with the creation of the Whispers. Grinn's Wraith Mask is nearly identical to the Grimm Mask worn by Neko,
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Character Sheet: Visage
Full Name: Visage
Age: Ageless
Personality: A sociopathic, schizophrenic, insane psychopath with genocidal tendencies. Visage is a monster in every sense of the term. He cares for no one and his only goal is the total subjugation of every realm under his nightmarish rule.
Appearance: 7'2", 100 pounds. Pure white skin, black hair. Crimson eyes with extremely small black pupils. Wears a tight wrapping of shadow energy, since normal clothes burst into flames upon touching the skin under his shadows. His shadow armor drips with black energy and oozes with a similar aura of darkness. Visage's hair is wild and unkempt. It also oozes black droplets.
Weapon of Choice: Visage's Shadow can create any weapon he deems necessary, from guns to medieval flails. He prefers a pair of dual edged swords.
Other: To fly, Visage floats on a platform of energy then fires a pair of beams behind him, propelling the platform forward.
Backstory: At the dawn of man, there were two things that humans knew: the nee
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The Centrifuge Character/Realm/Storyline list
Hello and welcome to Centrifuge Central, your destination for all things about the Centrifuge, the universe where all my little friends live. Now then, on with the show.
EVIL CHARACTERS:
Visage
Deredillius Arctur Mephistopheles Grinn
Marcus Defue
Lorraine Seraphim
Olliver McRaith
Daxter Kaczorowski
Charlotte Webbington
Zain Quentin
Reaver
The Bloodstrider
Zegarra the Everlasting
EVIL MINIONS:
The Whispers
Changelings
Shades
Crystal Methequins
The Weeping
Darklings
GOOD CHARACTERS:
Milo Ippenswitch
Benjamin Rorschac
Laura Destin
Grace Tintella
Blaze Burns
Jack Wyland
Roach McWilliams
David Forvanta
The Architect
Nibelheim
The Twins
BETA
Kay Ordstrom
Daxter the Eternal Knight
GOOD MINIONS:
The Sheperds
The Sheep
NEUTRAL CHARACTERS:
Neko Grimm
Stutgart Animaleus Rowensheart
Gemini
Liza Everforth
Peter
Speck and Spots
Lola
Arachaeus Flinch
Orpheus Megideon
Alex Pollter
The Joker
Cheshire
chaos
order
Carlyle Nevermore
The Gunsmoke Violinist
Lady Neutral
NEUTRAL MINIONS:
The Remnants
The Gho
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Prince of Twilight Chapter 4
Prince of Twilight
Chapter 4: Belaying of Intent
"Ungh…" moaned Fallen Moon. He turned over on his side, expecting to feel the half-eaten pillow of the throne beneath his hooves. When they instead met wood with a slight "clunk," he sat bolt upright and nearly fell out of the bed he had been draped across. Rolling off the modest single bed, he examined his surroundings, trying to make sense of the situation. He blearily recalled falling unconscious in a cave somewhere in the EverFree Forest, but nothing beyond that. Moon now stood in a large shack filled with vials, tribal masks and various herbs and spices. As he gazed, a zebra walked through the open front door. Seeing that he was awake, she made her way over to him.
"Glad to see you on your feet," she said in a heavy, soothing tone. "I'd thought you dead, you're body had no heat." Fallen Moon smiled. The way she rhymed, the zebra must have been a shaman, probably from somewhere far to the south. He briefly wondered what she was
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Prince of Twilight Chapter 3
Prince of Twilight
Chapter 3: Return to Dawn
"Come on Spike! Before she decides to dye my coat a new color!" cried a small purple pony as she dashed from a clothes shop. A moment later, a small green and purple baby dragon ran out after her.
"But Twilight! I wanted to stay a little longer!" whined Spike. Twilight Sparkle shook her head.
"We have to get back to the library first Spike! I need to finish my research on the Elements of Harmony before the Summer Sun Celebration!" Twilight wandered through the streets of Ponyville, ignoring the hustle and bustle of everypony's preparations for the festivities. After a few minutes of walking, she made it to a large hollowed out tree that was the Ponyville Library. She rushed inside and slammed the door shut behind her, bathing herself and Spike in darkness. A moment later, the lights snapped on and a hundred or so ponies shouted "Surprise!" Twilight Sparkle stumbled backwards as Pinkie Pie appeared before her.
"Surprise! Hi. I'm Pinkie Pie an
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Prince of Twilight Chapter 2
The Prince of Twilight
Chapter 2: Chaos in Dusk
Ignitius walked through the forest alone, thinking. Judging by the amount of power he used, there should have been some kind of backlash. Equivalent exchange applied even to Alicorns, doubly so now that he was a mere Unicorn. He looked up at the moon which had begun to shine just over the horizon and a single tear came to his eye. Even though he had helped banish her just yesterday, his heart already yearned to hear Luna's voice again. He shook his head clear. He had dealt with having no company before, what would be the difference the second time around?
"The difference is, you're not alone this time," said a voice. Ignitius was instantly on alert and prepared a shield spell.
"Who's there?" he called.
"Oh, no one in particular…" it said, a sarcastic twist obvious in its words. Ignitius looked thoughtful for a moment, then his eyes lit up.
"Wait, I recognize that voice…" There was a small bang and a draconequis appeared in a puf
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The Prince of Twilight, Chapter 1
The Prince of Twilight
Chapter 1: Beginnings
Once upon a time, in the magical land of Equestria, there were two regal sisters, who ruled together, and created harmony for all the land... but perhaps you've already heard that old pony's tale? Would you rather I told you the real story? Of course you would! Now, on with the show.
A long time ago, so long that even Celestia and Luna's memories begin to cloud over, our story begins. When Celestia and Luna were young and inexperienced, they found it hard to lift the sun and moon over the horizon. So their brother, Ignitius, was crowned "The Prince of Twilight." Every morning, Ignitius would pull the sun over the horizon, and every evening he would do the same with the moon. His job was simple, but he enjoyed it very much. Then one day, Celestia made an announcement: she had raised the sun by herself! With the twin sisters now old enough to perform their duties fully, Ignitius was asked to step down from his throne. He simply smiled and left
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For me to write everything down! X3 A friend of mine suggested that, instead of letting all my little brain babies dance around in my skull, I should put the universe in my head on paper... or in this case, the screen. I'll be uploading profiles and storylines for all of my wonderful little friends, so I apologize in advance for the ridiculous amount of text that you are about to experience.

Oh and read some of it if your in the mood! X3
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